GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, let's chat about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more like just peeking. It's a whole thing. You got your everyday game, sure, but then there's the behind-the-scenes. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Like when that winger went soaring into the boards, I swear, it looked like a movie scene. An